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Wallace's recently named best news and magazine stand in the country!
We would like to thank all of the valued customers and supporters for helping Wallace's to acheive this prestigious honor. The store was awarded this title by a group of esteemed readers of international literature who shop at Wallace's for reading material.
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Welcome to Wallace's Newsstand Online!
Located in the beautiful downtown and thriving business district of Kingsport, Tennessee, Wallace's News is the premier retail store in the region for magazines, newspapers, paperback novels, and other print items as well as for fun video gaming machines, cold beverages, and tobacco products!
Magazines
People! Newsweek! USA Today! The Wallstreet Journal! Daily News! Johnson City Press!
Wallace's offers the largest selection of fresh, current printed media available for sale in the entire area. If you're looking for a specific magazine or title, or can't find what you're looking for in the magazine section at the grocery store, come on down to Wallace's! We have what you need!
This Weeks Special
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PORN!
This week at Wallace's we're proud to offer our popular pornographic magazine 3 for $5.99 value pack! This is amongst our most popular items, so hurry in while supplies last! Porn is the number one seller in Kingsport, and we pride ourselves in having a large variety displayed at the front of the store!
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More about The Man behind Wallace's:
  • He drives a Corvette!
  • He may look like he's just standing there eating a sandwich, occasionally wiping his hands on the seat of his pants, but he's got a 44 Magnum (the most powerful handgun in the world) in the register and a sawed-off shotgun under the counter that's pointed at you :)

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